💸 Donate to Assistan - The Nation of Unlimited Possibilities!
Why Donate to Assistan?
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Keep the dosh Flowing: Your donation fuels dish beauty and madness that is Assistan. We're talking about a micronation that thrives on ass and financial freedom. Without your help, we might run the risk of going broke. eww.
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Support the Movement: Every dollar (or Shitcoin) you donate is a step closer to more embassies, more ridiculous policies, and even more dosh. It helps build a place where the absurd reigns supreme, and the impossible is just a Tuesday.
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Make the World a Better Place (for Assistan): Donations allow Assistan to grow its diplomatic influence and spread its message of freedom, fairness, and vibes to the far corners of the world. Your contribution could help establish the next embassy, which may or may not involve a rocket.
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Citizen-Approved: When you donate, you directly support the citizens of Assistan. Whether it’s funding a new "invention," creating more Shitcoin, or just ensuring the Tiger Statue’s balls stay well-polished, your donation keeps Assistan going strong.
What Happens with Your Donation?
Your generosity ensures that Assistan remains the quirky, free-spirited micronation it was meant to be. Donations will go toward:
- Expanding Assistan’s Scope: Your donations help build embassies, grow future our territory, and create even more legendary nonsense for the world to see.
- Shitcoin Fund: It’s time to strengthen our economy (even though it's backed by nothing). Every penny goes to developing our future national currency.
- Better Everything: From infrastructure to diplomatic chaos, your donation makes Assistan stronger, funnier, and more absurd.
Join the movement, become a citizen, and help us reach new levels of insanity. Remember, you’re not just donating to a micronation—you’re donating to an idea.
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- STRIPE: For your convenience, We're using stripe! It's fast, secure and efficient!
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