Welcome to the official online hub of Assistan, a sovereign micronation founded in February 2025 by King Nurf. Nestled within the heart of Oslo (very specifically, the tiger statue), Assistan is a beacon of freedom. This website serves as the digital embassy of Assistan, providing news, updates, and a way to engage with our growing community.
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By signing up, you gain access to exclusive content, official decrees, and digital records of Assistan’s progress. This is your private archive of everything happening within the nation, past and future. Citizens get priority access to national updates, projects, and secret shenanigans. Citizenships coming soon!
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Stay informed with official Assistan news, delivered straight to your inbox (or carrier pigeon if we figure that out). No censorship, no algorithmic interference—just pure, unfiltered national updates.
Join the rebellion!
Assistan is more than just a nation—it’s a community of like-minded degenerates who appreciate freedom, fairness, and fun. Whether you're here for Shitcoin investments, micronational banter, or just to witness the chaos unfold, there’s a place for you.
Become who you were meant to be
Feeling inspired? Assistan encourages creativity and individuality. Whether you want to open an embassy, propose a national initiative, or become a key figure in our growing society, this is your chance to shape history (or at least, a very weird footnote in it).