Finally, a nation that actually wants you.
Citizenship in Assistan isn’t just a title—it’s an experience.
An identity. A statement that you stand for freedom, fairness, and strategic tax evasion (if you can finesse it).
📢 Citizenship Applications Are Coming Soon!
For now, full citizenship is still pending, but we’re getting there.
However, you can become a Funding Citizen today!
👑 What’s a Funding Citizen?
It’s for the real ones—the people who believe in Assistan from the start.
Funding Citizens help establish the nation and get exclusive early access to future benefits (and bragging rights).
đź“ť How to Apply
Until we launch official applications, you can apply by emailing assistannation@gmail.com.
A form will be available soon™, but for now, reach out, state your intent, and claim your place in history.
Why Become a Citizen?
✅ Official Recognition – You’ll be a legal Asstec. It’s on the internet, so it’s real.
✅ Future Benefits – Discounts on embassy fees, early access. and a voice in our national chaos.
✅ Financial Insanity – Help shape a nation that embraces weird but fair economic policies.
✅ Diplomatic Immunity? – Not really, but it sounds cool.
Get Involved Now
Citizenship will never be this easy again. Join now!