Welcome home!
🏛 Welcome to Assistan – The Nation You Didn’t Know You Needed!
A sovereign micronation dedicated to freedom, fun, and absolute nonsense.
Nestled in the heart of Oslo (specifically on the tiger statue—yes, that tiger statue), Assistan is more than just a country. It’s an idea. A movement. A glorious experiment in financial nonsense and diplomatic absurdity.
We stand for freedom, fairness, and vibes so immaculate that even your government-issued passport feels inadequate.
What Makes Assistan Unique?
🟡 A Sovereign Micronation – Our borders extend precisely to the tiger’s balls, where the capital proudly rests.
🟡 $hitcoin, Our National Currency – Backed by absolutely nothing, just like real money.
🟡 A Nation of True Freedom – Our tax laws allow for evasion if you can finesse it.
🟡 Time is an Illusion – Our official time zone is 5 minutes ahead of Norway, because why not?
🟡 Pastafarianism is the National Religion – All hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
🟡 We Actually Issue Citizenship – Yes, you can become an official Asstec.
Where to Begin?
👑 About Assistan – Learn more about our history, mission, and why we exist.
❓ FQA (FAQ) – Answering the questions nobody asked but definitely should have.
🏛 Embassy FAQ – Want to run your own embassy? Find out how to get started.
Or, if you’re feeling lost, access the hamburger menu (just don’t eat it).
Join the Movement
Assistan isn’t just a joke—it’s a declaration of independence from boring governance.
Become a citizen, start an embassy, or just lurk in awe.
The choice is yours. Welcome home.