FQA - Frequently questioned Answers

Frequently Questioned Answers (FQA)

Answering the questions nobody asked, but should have.

What is Assistan?

Assistan is a sovereign nation located entirely within the tiger statue in Oslo. More specifically, the balls are the capital. It operates under a monarchic democracy, where the King (Nurf) reigns supreme, but governance is handled by the Prime... (title to be completed later).

Can I visit Assistan?

Yes, but only if you can climb the tiger statue without getting arrested. We recommend speed and finesse, as Oslo security may not appreciate your enthusiasm for diplomatic relations.

Can I become a citizen?

Absolutely. When we open up registration , Citizenship will be open to all, no background checks required. Simply sign up, and congratulations—you’re an Asstec now. Welcome home.

Is there a citizenship fee?

There will be a small starter fee to get your documents created and shipped. We will eventually shift to the possibility of digital documents, but for now, it's the good old-fashioned way. There's also the option of an optional donation.

How can I start an embassy?

To start an official Assistan embassy, you pay the embassy establishment application fees.
Before applying, make sure you qualify, because the fee is non-refundable.
Once approved, you can start accepting services on behalf of Assistan.

As an embassy, you will receive a percentage of the money people spend on citizenships and other services, making it a profitable diplomatic venture. Additionally, any donations made to Assistan through your embassy will be split 50/50—because we believe in shared success and questionable financial models.

What’s the national anthem of Assistan?

Currently, it’s a work in progress, but early contenders include:

  • 🎮 The PlayStation 2 startup sound
  • 🔄 A reversed Windows XP shutdown noise
  • 🤨 The "bruh" sound effect
  • 🔕 Absolute silence, because Peace and Quiet is sacred

What’s the goal of Assistan?

To exist and to be recognized as a legitimate nation, while also maintaining complete financial nonsense as a principle of governance. Expansion efforts include:

  • Establishing embassies in places that legally shouldn’t count as land.
  • Building an economy where Shitcoin somehow becomes a viable currency.
  • Convincing at least one official government to acknowledge us.
  • Developing an actual Shitcard that works for online transactions.

Assistan: a nation of vibes, questionable policies, and the best capital in the world.